Navy crewneck from the Golf Shop of St Andrews, the shop on Golf Place a few strides from the first tee of the Old Course. The crest is embroidered in gold: a laurel wreath, a red and gold crown, crossed clubs, and at its centre the burgh arms of St Andrews with the motto DUM SPIRO SPERO, while I breathe, I hope. Around it, OLD COURSE, ST ANDREWS, HOME OF GOLF, SCOTLAND.

The neck label reads Made exclusively for The Golf Shop of St Andrews, with a five-figure telephone number, 01334 476996, the way it was printed before the town's dialling code changed. Size M on the label.

Heavy brushed-back fleece, ribbed cuffs, collar and hem. Worn, not tired.

One only.